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Wally: Man, is it just me, or does the thought of carrier pigeons seem really exciting?!

Whitney: Well, let me just say that pigeons are not as efficient as texts.

Wally: But pigeons are so much cooler than texting!

Whitney: Texts never poop on you...

Wally: Therefore, texts never poop on your enemies!

Gwen: How would a pigeon know friend from foe?

Wally: They're pigeons, EVERYONE is their enemy.

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Bruce: If you light a body on fire, technically it's body heat!